20 November 2017 |DAVID DUDLEY | CityLab
However, we appear be entering a golden age of fake local news. Anyone with some Photoshop skills and yen for Onion-esque gag headlines can throw together a satire site for their home region. Many are terrible. But some are like New Maine News.
Seth Macy, a freelance writer from tiny North Haven Island, Maine, is the founder/creator/sole staffer at this surprisingly slick-looking digital publication, which went live on October 18, after Macy ponied up the $99 for a WordPress Premium account and started stocking it with gag stories on such Maine-only obsessions as woodpiles, pit parties, and Allen’s Coffee-Flavored Brandy (a cheap liqueur insanely popular throughout the state).
The headlines aren’t quite a polished as The Onion’s best stuff, but New Maine News is way better than it has any right to be. It’s also a revealing glimpse into one of America’s more culturally invisible spaces. Outside of Stephen King novels, small-town and rural Maine doesn’t get a lot of attention from the rest of the world. “When you see Maine in a movie or a TV show, it’s like 99 percent off,” says Macy. “That drives us crazy.”
Over 80% of Maine Fathers’ Affection Is Directed at Their Wood Piles http://newmainenews.com/2017/11/13/over-80-of-maine-fathers-affection-is-directed-at-their-wood-piles/ …
Macy lived his whole life in Maine, except for a stint in the Air Force, and New Maine News is steeped in his expertise. His Mainers aren’t slow-talking, Bean-booted caricatures; they boast an endearing specificity, revealed in their lovingly detailed enthusiasms for snowmobile maintenance, “laying wicked j-strips” in their pickup trucks, and holding parties in gravel pits. (“Every town in Maine has a gravel pit,” Macy explains. “It’s also a great place for a party.”)
NMN often mines Maine’s north-south/urban-rural divide for laughs: The Portland metropolitan area and its affluent environs dominates the media landscape, but it’s politically out of the step with more conservative and sparely populated upper half, a situation “pretty ripe for satire,” says Macy, who offers Maine-centric takes on hipster food trends, Trump-Country safaris, and urban bike enthusiasts.
Weird: This Guy Rides a Bike to Work Even Though He’s Never Had an O.U.I. http://newmainenews.com/2017/11/15/weird-this-guy-rides-a-bike-to-work-even-though-hes-never-had-an-o-u-i/ …
Beyond the piney woods of Vacationland, the general Onion-ization of local news appears to be thoroughly underway. Most local satire sites appear to adhere to the same basic template. In Richmond, Virginia, it’s the year-old Peedmont. (Recent headline: “Local Winery To Offer Fall Douchebag Tasting.”) Miami has The Plantain, which takes on the challenge of trying to top actual Florida-Man-style news. (“Florida Enacts Law That Prohibits Twerking On Moving Vehicles” turns out to be mostly true.) Somehow, little Erie, Pennsylvania, home to less than 100,000 souls, is able to support two separate gag-news sites, The Mockerie and Gooferie.
These are places starved for content that reflects their lived experiences, and homebrew satire sites are stepping up to provide it. Clicking around New Maine News for 20 minutes will probably offer out-of-staters a better, more nuanced portrait of the Real Maine Zeitgeist than any other media you’re likely to consume. It might be made up—but it definitely rings true.